Your a Real Jeeper If...

[YJeXtreme]

This was a fun topic we had going on the old/dead forums, let's get it stirred up again, keep it going as long as we can!


Your a Real Jeeper If....

1. Your Jeep weighs 2,000lbs more than it did new.
2. In the cold mornings you have to scrape the frost from the outside and insinde of your windshield.
3. You complain about drive 60mph for 3hours, but driving 5mph for 6hours is relaxing.

So many more to add let' see what everyone comes up with! Think we had close or over 100 last time around

[Scrambled]

This thread was alot of fun last time!


4: Your wife or better half is used to you waving at random strangers while driving.

5: You use a hose to clean the inside AND the outside of your vehicle.

6: There is a Jeep parts catalog in almost every room of your house.

7: You find yourself under every junk pick up truck you come along looking for that killer deal on a pair of dana 60's

8: You've had to add CJ,LJ,XJ,ZJ,YJ,TJ,etc to your spell chek list

[Hokie98zj]

9. if mj,yj,xj,zj,tj,cj,wj,etc all mean something to you
10.when leaving a store, you don't have to scan the parking lot for your vehicle. It stands a little bit taller than the rest.
11.you come out of a store and see one to three other Jeeps have magically congregated around your Jeep in the parking lot.
12.you've been banned from the local carwashes(i have been turned away a few times)

i'll think of some more or find more.its a funny thread to have

[xjmudman96]

13. when after ordering @ the drive thru you have to get out to get your food because your CB antanne might tear off the onning.
14.You find yourself circling the parking lot for stock jeeps to park next to so their owners can see "the difference"
15.You buy another jeep "just to drive" but when the battery dies in your trail rig you find yourself yanking the battery out of the "daily driver"
16. You wait until it supposed to rain to wash your jeep to help wash away the mud.
17. your other car is a jeep too

[TerryD]

18. You like the sound of M/T's roaring at highway speeds.
19. You have at lest 3 places you regularly keep your spare tire, depending the amount of camping gear you're taking with you.
20. You constantly find new and interesting uses for hi-lift jacks.

[RUparrothead]

21. The guys at Advance and Autozone don't ask what vehicle anymore, just "what do you need THIS time?"

[hadfield4wd]

22. This is how your wife gives directions to your house "the bottom culde-sac. Just look for all the junk in the bottom driveway"

[RUkered]

23. You get mad that it was only 70 for a couple days and it's now back to 40, so instead of putting everything back on to drive to work, you just dress like this.

http://i66.photobucket.com/albums/h258/ru_kered/doorless.jpg

[1984jeep4x4]

24. Trying to avoid the paved drive-way because your making your own drive-way.

[EARTHman]

25. You have a daily driver Jeep, a trail Jeep and a parts Jeep..

[rubican!]

23. You get mad that it was only 70 for a couple days and it's now back to 40, so instead of putting everything back on to drive to work, you just dress like this.

http://i66.photobucket.com/albums/h258/ru_kered/doorless.jpg

been there several times.:thumb:

[Scrambled]

24 You finally found a GOOD use for those crappy tow straps with hooks on the end.
http://i274.photobucket.com/albums/jj266/Scrambled1983/pupcookoutetc009.jpg

[WilliamAWebb]

24 You finally found a GOOD use for those crappy tow straps with hooks on the end.
http://i274.photobucket.com/albums/jj266/Scrambled1983/pupcookoutetc009.jpg


That is absolutely hilarious. :rotflmao5::clap2:

[Bluewaterrider]

.........you get your pinstriping done by Mr. Tree and Ms. Bush.:driving::D

[drakan1908]

.........you get your pinstriping done by Mr. Tree and Ms. Bush.:driving::D

HAHAHA That's great !! :thumb: :rotflmao5:

[rockyjeep420]

26.if you have body damage and dont care
27. if you know how fast you are going by the sound of your tires

[mikeyb]

28. if you drive overthings instead of around

[Scrambled]

29. If this is how you drain the floor boards after giving your Jeep a bath.:D

http://i274.photobucket.com/albums/jj266/Scrambled1983/Laketripetc006.jpg

http://i274.photobucket.com/albums/jj266/Scrambled1983/Laketripetc003.jpg



Later
Sean

[evolution]

Lol.. Nice

30. If you own a spare mock up jeep, so you dont havet to tear your trail rig down for improvemnts

31. If you have a jeep play area in your front yard..

[POTTSMNTXJ92]

32. If you spend more time workin on your jeep that with your wife or other half

33. If you fly through the rivers to clean the bottom of your jeep

[spikes jk]

34. If you use your jeep to pull down a tree and then try to go over it :driving:
35. If you look at stock jeep as a baby jeep:harhar:

[spikes jk]

36.IF you have 4wd.com on your speed dial:yup:
37.If one of your pick up lines is if go jeep you dont go back! :doh::fingerscrossed::friends:

[hadfield4wd]

38. You have ever set your own jeep on fire while welding.

[evolution]

38. You have ever set your own jeep on fire while welding.

what if you set your shop on fire? that count? lmao....:harhar: